It's Friday and I'm mere hours from starting my vacation - which is not a "vacation" in the sense that I am running off to some tropical locale (which I wouldn't do, because gross, hot weather, get it off) but is definitely a vacation in the sense that I am off work next week and will not have to think about my day job for nine (NINE!) days straight - so my brain is basically tapioca pudding at the moment. As such I don't really have any fun facts or true stories from the annals of science to go with this elephant. I just have an elephant. Here is my elephant, let me show it to you.
Happy Friday, friends! As always, requests for future Accurate Depictions are welcome.