I'm not dead! I know it's been forever (almost literally) since I updated; it's terrible. I started a new job at the end of last year and while I enjoy it, the adjustment period has left me a tad burned out. I think I'm coming out of the slump now though, and what's more appropriate for my triumphant return than boobs? Nothing, that's what. In honor of Mardi Gras, of course, because I do enjoy a holiday that combines cake, costume jewelry, and spontaneous nudity.